The Pazza Escapades

The Pazza Family is known for getting into trouble with their adventures. Here are their crazy escapades.

Middle-Aged Lady Drama
Nisey Pazza was always fighting online with a certain Leann Greenwell, a hated enemy of the Pazza family. Leann was very rude to the Pazza family on Facebook, calling Nisey's photos cringey, even though Leann posted even cringier memes on her own Facebook. After being heavily insulted by Leann, Nisey set out to teach her lesson. This involved a metal purse and a dark alley, which taught Leann to never mess with a Pazza again. Later on, Leann was blocked on Facebook by every single member of the Pazza family, banishing her from their lives forever.

High School Drama
In school, Jeanette Pazza was often bullied by a girl named Marcia Greenwell, who was the ex-girlfriend of Jeanette's boyfriend, Hector Grucci. Marcia was revealed to be Leann Greenwell's child. During prom, Jeanette was announced as prom queen. Out of jealousy, Marcia stole the prom crown from Jeanette. She also planted a bomb in the school and fled to Mexico in a helicopter. The bomb Marcia planted led to the tragic death of Officer Bailey, the Chief of the Humville Police Department, as well as the principal of the high school. Jeanette's cousin, Cori, was also injured badly by Marcia. Hector had to fly in a helicopter to chase Marcia. Soon, the Pazza family lost track of Marcia's whereabouts, and assumed she was dead. Officer Bailey was replaced as Chief by Officer Waldo.

Marcia's Return
One day, one of the younger Pazza family members, Becca, was playing with a friend, Jon, who led her to his secret hideout in the forest. Jon tricked Becca into going inside, then revealed he was kidnapping her. Jon also revealed that he did not kidnap Becca willingly--he was forced to, by a woman named Maria. Maria was later spotted congratulating Jon on the task. Footage of Maria and Jon was captured by Officer Waldo and the Pazza family.

The next day, Marcia barged into the Pazza residence, surprising everyone, as everyone thought she was dead. She began showing off her exploits, including Jeanette's old prom crown, outraging all the Pazza family members. Nisey and Omeme ordered her out of the house, but she didn't listen. Jeanette called Officer Waldo, who gladly came, as he was determined to avenge his old friend, Bailey. Marcia tried to run away, but she was caught in a net. Officer Waldo arrested her and she was brought to court.

Shocking News
Right before court, it was revealed to the Pazza family that Marcia and Maria were the same person. It was also revealed by Mak10 that Marcia was adopted into the Pazza family at age 5. Marcia's own mother, Leann, believed Marcia to be dead. As a young child, Mak10 pitied Marcia, so she tricked her mother Kitty into signing adoption papers that would make Marcia a Pazza. When the other Pazzas found this out, they unanimously had Marcia disowned from the their family. However, Marcia's adoption meant all her siblings became Pazzas too. No one knows who they are and where their locations are, so they nicknamed them “The Lost Pazzas”.

The May 12 Court Case
On May 12, 2020, the Pazzas were brought to court with Marcia and her lawyer, El. The judge, James Brown, asked Jeanette to speak about Marcia. "She went and took my prom crown that I EARNED," Jeanette said. "She made my boyfriend at the time fly in a helicopter to go chase her, because she killed the principal of my highschool, and she injured my cousin badly. Also, she threatened to come back and make our lives miserable. She also killed a police officer with a bomb."

The Judge asked for evidence, and Officer Waldo handed him a file implicating Marcia in the crime. El began telling lies about Marcia, saying that she did not kill Officer Bailey. Marcia claimed that everything her lawyer said was true. Nisey showed a video recording implicating Marcia even more with the kidnapping of Becca. Hector explained that Jeremy, Marcia's ex boyfriend, tried to kill Marcia because Marcia was trying to kill him. The judge believed Hector, and asked Marcia if it was true. Marcia responded with "I plead the fifth." The Pazza family further revealed how Marcia forced Jon to kidnap Becca. El had no more lies to tell anymore, and she got nervous. She then tried to bribe the judge with $50 for Marcia's release. Angry, the judge pronounced Marcia guilty. Marcia was given a life sentence.

A Celebration Too Early
The Pazza family celebrated their victory in court with $25,000 worth of olive garden, 10 pizzas, 40 burritos, and 25 pounds of ice cream. They also forced Officer Waldo to marry Jeanette's twin sister Allie, so that the dear friend could become a part of the family. It was truly a time for celebration.

Marcia's Return
On May 18, 2020, one week after Marcia was sent to jail, Allie saw an interesting sight. Marcia, dressed in an orange bodysuit, was running on the street. Allie immediately alerted the family, who didn't believe her at first. But then, Marcia sent the family a letter, threatening to kill Officer Waldo, and the Pazza family knew that Marcia had escaped from jail and was back. Marcia was now second-in-command of a gang, called The Woods. The leader of the gang was the dangerous Mrs. Woods, who was now in jail. Allie and Jeanette protected Officer Waldo, as well as Allie and Waldo's five young children, in the basement of the Pazza residence, while Omeme, Peter, and Mak10 went on a mission to stop Marcia. Soon, Omeme's brother, Not a Nae Nat, also joined them.

Marcia's Recapture
Peter had to leave to make dinner, so Omeme, Not a Nae Nat, and Mak10 were on their own. With chicken nugget guns and swords, among many other spectacular weapons, they took down several of Marcia's guards. Not a Nae Nat then killed Marcia. However, they revived her because murdering was too violent. Omeme and Mak10 captured Marcia and managed to bring her to the police. The police sent her to a closely guarded jail in the deep, dark woods. This is the same jail where Mrs. Woods was kept. Marcia is no longer able to escape.

Victory Celebration
Following the Pazza family's final epic encounter with Marcia, Mak10 revealed that her boyfriend, Mark, proposed to her. The Pazza family will celebrate their victory over Marcia--forever, they hope--with Mak10 and Mark's wedding.

The Ultimate Truth is Revealed
During the search for the Lost Pazzas, Mak10 revealed that she found her adopted sister, Josie's, biological mother. Josie's biological mother turned out to be Catherine, a Lost Pazza, who is the sister of Marcia. Finally, the reasons behind Marcia's anger towards the Pazza family was revealed. Catherine was the only one in the Greenwell family who had good character. Because of being the black sheep, she was hated and made an outcast by the rest of the Greenwells. Catherine was disowned and exiled by her parents to an island in the middle of nowhere to live forever. She was also forced to give Josie up for adoption. After discovering this, Mak10 and Allie lead a search for Catherine, ultimately finding her marooned on the island. Mother and daughter then reconciled happily.

The Rise of the Woods Gang
Although the drama with Marcia seemed to have ended, the Pazzas have never stopped having enemies since their existence. One day after the Pazza family's final encounter with Marcia, the Pazzas heard a knock on their door. It was the twin daughters of Mrs. Woods, the leader of The Woods gang. Although unsupportive of their mother's brutality, they demanded their mother, as well as their mother's sidekick, Marcia, to be released. This led to bitter conflict between the Pazza family and the twins, Francesca and Fatima Woods. Eventually, Francesca and Fatima called their younger brother, Damon, to the scene. Damon was known for atrocious crimes even greater than that of his mother's, and was even the leader of a ring of street fighters. Peter tried to shoot at the three Woods children, but Mak10 told him not to. After being severely threatened by Damon, the Pazza family turned to Officer Waldo for help. Officer Waldo quickly arrested Damon, and Francesca and Fatima, who turned out to be half vampire. They escaped by turning into bats and flew away into hiding. Although the Woods family and Marcia are gone, the rest of The Woods gang promised revenge. The vengeful gang told the Pazzas that they should know this wasn't the last they would see of them.

The Second Kidnapping
After a period of calm, Marcia eventually struck again, this time with the rest of the Greenwells at her side. Her victim was Pia's son Joshua, who was subdued and captured by Marcia's family shortly after hearing about the Pazza Fam's previous encounters with Marcia. Believing Joshua to know the location of the Lost Pazzas, Marcia took him captive before he could tell anyone. Fortunately, Joshua was kidnapped near Rainbow Island, and his friend Bob saw him and tried to save him. Failing to rescue Joshua, he quickly flew to the Pazza's home and found Peter and Ava in the middle of a date. Bob revealed that he was, in fact, a Greenwell, and Marcia's brother no less. This made him one of the lost Pazzas. After learning of this, he set off with Bryn, Becca and Pia on the U.S.S. Angelica to rescue Joshua, who was being held in the Greenwell family mansion on the Dark Island. After a lengthly recon mission, Bob and Bryn broke into the mansion and rescued Joshua, returning him to safety at the Pazza's home.

Encounter with the Lost Pazzas
After Joshua was rescued, he decided to go on a quest with Mak10 and Bryn, journeying with them to the Himalayas. There they found a man frozen into the wall of a mountain cave, being guarded by another person who proceed to attack the three questers. Their attacker revealed that he was Greg Greenwell, a lost Pazza, and that the man in the ice was his brother, Wes. A fight breaks out when Greg sends his yetis to attack the three Pazzas. As Joshua and Mak10 fended off the yetis, Bryn fights Greg as a wolf and eventually kills him. The three then rescue Wes and bring him back to the Pazza residence, where he was accepted into the Pazza fam.

The Sanctum Attack
Shortly after being engaged to Joshua, Tarab was talking with Bryn when another LP by the name of Terry appeared and attempted to kidnap Maxine, Bryn's daughter. Tarab, Bryn, and a few others fought him until Joshua arrived and engaged Terry in a duel, eventually killing him and saving Maxine. Suspecting something was up, Tarab, Bryn, and Joshua quickly headed to the Phoenix Sanctum, where they were attacked by the Woods Gang. After defeating the attacking Woods, Joshua revealed that they were after Tarab's sword, which was one of seven that Marcia, a member of the Woods Gang, needed to forge the Terrablade to destroy the Pazza Fam once and for all. Bryn and Joshua each possessed one of the blades, which meant the Pazza Fam owned three of the seven most powerful weapons in world. On the day of Tarab and Joshua's wedding, the sanctum was attacked again by Kurt Greenwell, who was also looking for the sword. Tarab subdued him after he tried to kidnap Sam and burn the sanctum down and left him in the protection of Inferno, her Phoenix.

The Return of Marcia
Joshua was giving Tarab, Jessie, and Mak a tour of the cruise ship he'd been given by his boss, Mrs. H, when Marcia appeared along with a number of other Woods Gang members. She revealed that she possessed Ventaurus, the Air blade. Joshua engaged her in a duel while the others fought off Marcia's comrades. Joshua knocked the sword from Marcia's hands, but she drew the Earth blade, Petracilex, and stabbed him, causing him to black out. Taking Joshua's sword, Marcia made her getaway, but not before Jessie used her wind powers to grab Ventaurus. Once he woke up, Joshua asked Jessie to keep the sword with her for safekeeping.

Defeat
Shortly after the loss of Aqualacus, Tarab took Peter on an adventure to Paris where they found Fulgelec, the lightning blade. They quickly made an exit after being threatened by a shadowy figure, and Tarab hid the blade inside the sanctum. When showing the blade to Joshua that night, they were attacked by Marcia and Percy. Joshua was injured and Tarab lost both Incendium and Fulgelec to Marcia. Fortunately for the two of them, they were rescued by Bob and Wes. But now, Marcia had five of the seven swords that she needed.

The Prophecy
Joshua decided to take Tarab and Becca to work with him one day so they could get an update on Marcia. While inside, they found out that Marcia had taken Ventaurus back and only needed Saber, the shadow blade to complete the Terrablade. Joshua's boss, Mrs H, began to tell them of a prophecy called "The Dragon and the Phoenix." The story claimed that the unity of a dragon with a phoenix would save the world, and Mrs H. was certain it spoke about Tarab and Joshua. They began to ponder whether she was right or not, as the days went by. But, Marcia caught wind of the prophecy and was determined to not let it happen.

The Showdown
While on a day trip with her nephew Peter, Tarab was attacked again by Marcia and Percy and sorely beaten. They barely made it back to the sanctum, but were rescued by Bryn, Mak10, Mark, and Sam. After being taken care of, Tarab revealed that Marcia knew about the prophecy and was trying to end it and steal Saber at the same time. Later that day, Kurt and Marcia broke into the sanctum, unsuccessfully tried to kill Tarab, kidnapped Mak, and then Marcia tried to kill Kurt but Tarab interfered and was knocked unconscious. With Bryn trapped in the Shadow Realm, no-one knew what to do. When Tarab came to, she went and bargained with Marcia to take Mak's place, and almost sealing her fate. But before Mak made it back to the group, Jeremy appeared in Mak's body and agreed to help kill Marcia. When they went to stop Marcia, she took over Sam and stole Saber from the Shadow Realm and disappeared, dragging Tarab along with her. When they regrouped, Tarab's boss, Courte, showed up and reluctantly agreed to help out and summoned three of the seven swords. They decided to wait until nightfall, and Jeremy began to explain himself to everyone. At nightfall, they found out Tarab was going to die soon and Bryn snuck out to help her and witnessed her fighting for her life in the fiery remains of Marcia's hideout. Bryn killed Marcia and Sam gave up his life to bring Tarab back to life.

The Final Battle
After getting all the blades back, Joshua discovered that Marcia had cloned the blades which mean that someone else had created the Terrablade. So he, Bryn, and Tarab headed to Rainbow Island to find the culprit. When they arrived, they found Bob and Wes tied up, and that the culprit was Mrs. H, Joshua's boss. She and the Woods Gang sent a full attack on them all and killed Bob. But Wes got revenge for Bob while everyone else defeated the Woods Gang for hopefully the last time. They disarmed the Terrablade and locked the blades away so no one could unite them again.